Beat Your Meat in Style with This Ultramodern Tenderizer [Video]

Summertime's here, which ushers in months of orgiastic carnivore living. Buy dead things and eat them—it's delicious! Sorry vegetarian friends, grilled eggplant is delicious too. But for the rest of us—this serrated roller will powerfully prep fresh flesh. More »

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